Whacked Eugene

"It's really great to be here, eh? (Yeah, great! I don't stand a freakin' chance!)"

Eugene is a lot like you. He's 40, lives with his mother, and he's Canadian. Don't take this mama's boy too lightly. Underneath that shy, polite exterior lies a split-personality hungry to show the world who's king of the heap. Eugene has always taken the path of least resistance, suppressing his will each day, building an inner layer of contempt and hatred. Among his pet peeves are being mistaken for a penguin, doubts about his ability to fly, and jokes about his appearance. Once that welled-up rage is released, watch out, because it will mean your ass.

Eugene's Horse race icon.


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